A Deadpool movie in which….

itsmemacleod:

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 

Reblogged from Mirror Mentality

enjolrasthechief:

I CAN’T THIS IS PERFECT

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

Reblogged from Mirror Mentality

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

Reblogged from bromance.
lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

agalaxydrifter:

I accidentally watched this ten times.

Reblogged from Mirror Mentality

oryxofelia:

I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.

Reblogged from Mirror Mentality
cartoonpolitics:

"Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it’s easier to get away with murder." .. (James Carville)

cartoonpolitics:

"Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it’s easier to get away with murder." .. (James Carville)

Reblogged from Cartoon Politics